can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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