my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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