They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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