he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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