I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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