Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You need a sexual gate keeper
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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