That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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