My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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