New invention idea: vibrating tampons
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you traded sex for a burrito?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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