It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
im having a threesome with these popsicles
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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