would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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