I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize