you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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