I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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