My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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