chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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