Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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