the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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