I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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