Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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