Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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