I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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