Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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