Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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