she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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