Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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