Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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