Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Randomize
