I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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