I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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