you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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