Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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