I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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