I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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