Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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