It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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