Where is the hickey?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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