ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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