She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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