I look better un-naked...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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