WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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