I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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