so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I think people are normalizing furries
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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