Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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