he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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