Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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