walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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