If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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