i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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