i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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