Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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