One girl and one boy is just not enough.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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