Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
