All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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