I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
